September 2010
6 posts
New Life Goal:
Never be described as Avant Garde
If ever you should feel particularly smug,
look up the past winners of the Nobel Prize. If your name appears on the list, please continue. If it does not, get over yourself.
Be good at at least one arcade game
Nothing feels as good as an old school schooling.
Keep a pack of cards in your home
Don’t you dare let there be naked women on them either.
Hold the door for her
Even Especially if she doesn’t want you to.
Should life give you lemons be appreciative.
You just got free lemons. Also, remember to write a thank you note.